What is this? No pathetic drama going down to provide second hand amusement? Where is Blondie? She’s gotta be doing something wrong, right? What about Lopez? Stirring up trouble? There is literally nothing. What is this?

Well hello there. Are you another person on the cruise? I’m having a hard time keeping track of who’s who on here..
jude-adonis started following you
Probably the only person worth knowing on this cruise, but hello.

Soaking your panties, or lack there of in anticipation, I get it. I can hardly blame you.
Well fuck. How’d you figure me out?
Wasn’t that hard.

satanlopez- replied to your post: Guess who’s back for round two?
I’ll try to contain my excitement.
Soaking your panties, or lack there of in anticipation, I get it. I can hardly blame you.

Is that an offer?
I’m too sick to be horny. So, no.
Then it sounds to me like you’ve got no right telling me to shut my mouth.

Sexist. You think so, do you? Thankfully I’ve never been one to take women seriously. I’ll just be over here, not moving.
Just keep your damn mouth shut. Unless, of course, you’re gonna put that mouth to good use.
Is that an offer?


